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#609 A Token of Friendship

A Token of Friendship
February 21st, 2008

5 Dollar Bill from 1896

Holy gosh this old fiver is totally frigging epic and awesome. Why the heck do we put a bunch of dumb buildings on the back of our money now? Who cares about buildings! We should have like Lincoln fighting a bear with his shirt off. And then he picks up the bear and uses it to pound in railroad stakes on the transcontinental rail. And then a steam engine tries to do it faster but in the end it breaks down and he wins with his bear-pounding technique.

I, uh, I guess it should be animated.

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