The Thinkin' Lincoln Archives

Here is a big ol' list of all the comics. It's not terribly helpful, to be honest. But sometimes you just need a big list of everything. Or you can just view a random comic.

2009
- Strip 941 [11/24/2009] - Maize v. Corn
- Strip 940 [11/17/2009] - Anatomical Superiority
- Strip 939 [11/10/2009] - The Size of the Deal
- Strip 938 [11/03/2009] - The Mastering of Dungeons
- Strip 937 [10/20/2009] - Autumn Splendor
- Strip 936 [10/13/2009] - Valiant Imagination
- Strip 935 [10/06/2009] - Designer Beard
- Strip 934 [09/29/2009] - Attention Spans
- Strip 933 [09/22/2009] - I Didn't Write the Title of This Comic
- Strip 932 [09/15/2009] - The Principles of Comedy
- Strip 931 [09/08/2009] - On the Existence of Spoons
- Strip 930 [09/01/2009] - [Redacted]
- Strip 929 [08/25/2009] - Summoning Circle
- Strip 928 [08/18/2009] - Mary Sue?
- Strip 927 [08/11/2009] - Hat Storage
- Strip 926 [08/04/2009] - Psychotropic
- Strip 925 [07/28/2009] - The Lincoln-Washington Debate
- Strip 924 [07/21/2009] - Pet Grieves
- Strip 923 [07/14/2009] - Crabsley Crab
- Strip 922 [07/10/2009] - Pet Crab
- Strip 921 [07/08/2009] - Pet Project
- Strip 920 [07/07/2009] - A Novel Idea
- Strip 919 [07/06/2009] - Long Tail Radio
- Strip 918 [07/03/2009] - George v. George v. George
- Strip 917 [07/02/2009] - Reverse Omniscience
- Strip 916 [07/01/2009] - Attention Deficit
- Strip 915 [06/30/2009] - Nuance
- Strip 914 [06/29/2009] - Battle of the Barf
- Strip 913 [06/25/2009] - Conch Calls
- Strip 912 [06/24/2009] - Meat Nomenclature
- Strip 911 [06/23/2009] - Nine Eleven
- Strip 910 [06/22/2009] - Beard Party!
- Strip 909 [06/19/2009] - Orcalor
- Strip 908 [06/18/2009] - Egad, Bad Dad!
- Strip 907 [06/16/2009] - Garage Sales
- Strip 906 [06/15/2009] - The Beaning
- Strip 905 [06/12/2009] - Beans
- Strip 904 [06/11/2009] - The Game with Punching
- Strip 903 [06/10/2009] - SCARE-rriage
- Strip 902 [06/09/2009] - Reverse Contagious
- Strip 901 [06/08/2009] - Wintergreen
- Strip 900 [06/05/2009] - Nine Hundred Times
- Strip 899 [06/04/2009] - Skateboard Billy
- Strip 898 [06/03/2009] - Back to Work
- Strip 897 [06/01/2009] - Origin Story
- Strip 896 [05/29/2009] - The Joy of Science
- Strip 895 [05/28/2009] - Siren Song
- Strip 894 [05/27/2009] - Mewsevelt's Tooth Ache
- Strip 893 [05/26/2009] - Eternal Rewards Program
- Strip 892 [05/25/2009] - Archaeology
- Strip 891 [05/22/2009] - I Was Born A Unicorn
- Strip 890 [05/21/2009] - Made Out of Sinuses
- Strip 889 [05/20/2009] - Sniffly Shakespeare
- Strip 888 [05/14/2009] - Quicksand!
- Strip 887 [05/13/2009] - Cojones
- Strip 886 [05/12/2009] - Birdwatching
- Strip 885 [05/11/2009] - The Fresh President of D.C.
- Strip 884 [05/08/2009] - SLAM!
- Strip 883 [05/07/2009] - Party Time!
- Strip 882 [05/06/2009] - The Further Diagramming of Abraham Lincoln
- Strip 881 [05/05/2009] - Abraham Lincoln: The Diagram
- Strip 880 [05/04/2009] - I Have Found It!
- Strip 879 [05/01/2009] - Smooth Buddies
- Strip 878 [04/30/2009] - Moonlighting
- Strip 877 [04/28/2009] - Don't Swallow Your Gum
- Strip 876 [04/27/2009] - A Film by Edgar Allan Poe
- Strip 875 [04/24/2009] - A Film by Amelia Earhart
- Strip 874 [04/23/2009] - A Film by Skeleton Shakespeare
- Strip 873 [04/22/2009] - A Film by Emperor Norton
- Strip 872 [04/21/2009] - A Film by Queen Elizabeth II
- Strip 871 [04/17/2009] - A Film by Charles Darwin
- Strip 870 [04/16/2009] - A Film by Abe Lincoln
- Strip 869 [04/15/2009] - The Book
- Strip 868 [04/14/2009] - Diaperless Goblin
- Strip 867 [04/10/2009] - Time Ghost
- Strip 866 [04/09/2009] - Zeitgeist
- Strip 865 [04/06/2009] - AFK JFK #3
- Strip 864 [04/03/2009] - President Census
- Strip 863 [04/02/2009] - A Day in the Park
- Strip 862 [04/01/2009] - Abe Lincoln's Funtime Robot Band
- Strip 861 [03/31/2009] - Dinosaurs vs. Dragons
- Strip 860 [03/30/2009] - AFK JFK #2
- Strip 859 [03/27/2009] - Neutralized
- Strip 858 [03/26/2009] - NO DISASSEMBLE
- Strip 857 [03/25/2009] - Turing Test
- Strip 856 [03/23/2009] - AFK JFK
- Strip 855 [03/20/2009] - Deathday Invitation
- Strip 854 [03/19/2009] - The Turds and the Bees
- Strip 853 [03/18/2009] - Dinoblogging
- Strip 852 [03/17/2009] - St. Patrick's Day '09
- Strip 851 [03/16/2009] - Help Me Adam Smith, You're My Only Hope
- Strip 850 [03/13/2009] - The Hellephant
- Strip 849 [03/12/2009] - Tuckered Out
- Strip 848 [03/11/2009] - The Anti-Stratfordians
- Strip 847 [03/10/2009] - A Bone to Pick
- Strip 846 [03/09/2009] - Novelism
- Strip 845 [03/05/2009] - The Watch Man
- Strip 844 [03/04/2009] - Freeze Ray
- Strip 843 [03/03/2009] - Six Degrees
- Strip 842 [03/02/2009] - Dry Eyes
- Strip 841 [02/27/2009] - Relationship Goals
- Strip 840 [02/26/2009] - Extinct Metaphors
- Strip 839 [02/25/2009] - Wight vs. Ghoul
- Strip 838 [02/24/2009] - What's a Wight?
- Strip 837 [02/23/2009] - Beeyotch!
- Strip 836 [02/20/2009] - 1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare a Moustache War
- Strip 835 [02/19/2009] - Aztec Swords
- Strip 834 [02/18/2009] - The Undead Writers Alliance
- Strip 833 [02/17/2009] - Honey Lips
- Strip 832 [02/16/2009] - Presidents Day '09
- Strip 831 [02/13/2009] - Valentine's Day '09
- Strip 830 [02/12/2009] - Two Hundred
- Strip 829 [02/11/2009] - Sock Popetry
- Strip 828 [02/10/2009] - Budgetary Concerns
- Strip 827 [02/08/2009] - The Bermuda Denouement
- Strip 826 [02/05/2009] - The Triangle Strikes Back
- Strip 825 [02/03/2009] - Squaring the Triangle
- Strip 824 [02/02/2009] - Groundhog Day '09
- Strip 823 [01/30/2009] - Favorite Ninja Turtle
- Strip 822 [01/29/2009] - Triangle Fight!
- Strip 821 [01/28/2009] - Trash-Talkin' Triangles
- Strip 820 [01/27/2009] - The Math Dimension
- Strip 819 [01/26/2009] - Triangle Power
- Strip 818 [01/23/2009] - Reunion
- Strip 817 [01/22/2009] - Hot Pursuit
- Strip 816 [01/21/2009] - Around in Circles
- Strip 815 [01/20/2009] - Bicentennial Poe
- Strip 814 [01/19/2009] - Geographical Concerns
- Strip 813 [01/16/2009] - The Ecology of Transportation
- Strip 812 [01/15/2009] - What Would Mario Do
- Strip 811 [01/14/2009] - MEANWHILE.
- Strip 810 [01/13/2009] - A Study in Ecology
- Strip 809 [01/09/2009] - Feedback Loop
- Strip 808 [01/08/2009] - Fascinating Flora
- Strip 807 [01/07/2009] - Shackleton's Lipstick
- Strip 806 [01/06/2009] - Triangulation
- Strip 805 [01/05/2009] - Crash Landing
2008
- Strip 804 [12/24/2008] - Christmas '08
- Strip 803 [12/23/2008] - Anger Stew
- Strip 802 [12/22/2008] - How To Get to the Bermuda Triangle
- Strip 801 [12/19/2008] - Recruiting Pythagoras
- Strip 800 [12/18/2008] - Aetundrad
- Strip 799 [12/17/2008] - Rescue Team
- Strip 798 [12/16/2008] - Apostrophes All Wrong
- Strip 797 [12/15/2008] - Science Hat
- Strip 796 [12/12/2008] - Nursery Rhyme
- Strip 795 [12/11/2008] - Laxation without Representation
- Strip 794 [12/10/2008] - Presidential Transition
- Strip 793 [12/09/2008] - Needy Graffiti
- Strip 792 [12/08/2008] - The President Jumped Over the Moon
- Strip 791 [12/05/2008] - Frozen Popsicle Woman
- Strip 790 [12/04/2008] - Merchandising Opportunities
- Strip 789 [12/03/2008] - Death Benefits
- Strip 788 [12/02/2008] - Brain Problem Situation
- Strip 787 [12/01/2008] - Raiding Party
- Strip 786 [11/28/2008] - Black Friday
- Strip 785 [11/26/2008] - Delicious America
- Strip 784 [11/25/2008] - Shocking Developments
- Strip 783 [11/24/2008] - Newton Jacuzzi
- Strip 782 [11/21/2008] - Trendy Vampires
- Strip 781 [11/20/2008] - Day Off
- Strip 780 [11/19/2008] - Dirty Eskimos
- Strip 779 [11/18/2008] - Way Sweet
- Strip 778 [11/17/2008] - Wigs for Your Ears
- Strip 777 [11/14/2008] - Big Wigs
- Strip 776 [11/13/2008] - Wig Party
- Strip 775 [11/12/2008] - Wiggin' Out
- Strip 774 [11/11/2008] - Soup Monkey
- Strip 773 [11/10/2008] - Unconditional Love
- Strip 772 [11/07/2008] - Wardrobe Malfunction
- Strip 771 [11/06/2008] - Christmas Wish List
- Strip 770 [11/05/2008] - Presidential Advice
- Strip 769 [11/04/2008] - Election Day
- Strip 768 [10/31/2008] - Halloween '08: Spooky Snakes!
- Strip 767 [10/30/2008] - These Boots Are Made for Talkin' About
- Strip 766 [10/29/2008] - Hippocleides Doesn't Care
- Strip 765 [10/28/2008] - Presidential Names
- Strip 764 [10/27/2008] - Turtle Overdrive
- Strip 763 [10/24/2008] - Turtle Vacation
- Strip 762 [10/23/2008] - The Mysterious Case of the Dark Dumper
- Strip 761 [10/22/2008] - Into a Bowl Darkly
- Strip 760 [10/21/2008] - Prognosis: Mewsevelt
- Strip 759 [10/20/2008] - Partynomics
- Strip 758 [10/17/2008] - Turbo-Tard
- Strip 757 [10/16/2008] - Deviltry 101
- Strip 756 [10/14/2008] - Talking to Yourself
- Strip 755 [10/13/2008] - Hobosploitation
- Strip 754 [10/10/2008] - Losing My Religion
- Strip 753 [10/09/2008] - Devilish Delights
- Strip 752 [10/08/2008] - The Secrets of the Ladies' Room
- Strip 751 [10/07/2008] - Spooky Blood
- Strip 750 [10/06/2008] - Stubble Trouble
- Strip 749 [10/03/2008] - Presidential Debates
- Strip 748 [10/02/2008] - Pythagoras, Math Teacher
- Strip 747 [10/01/2008] - The Color of Dinosaurs
- Strip 746 [09/30/2008] - Calibration
- Strip 745 [09/29/2008] - Twitch
- Strip 744 [09/26/2008] - No Excuse for You
- Strip 743 [09/25/2008] - Excuse Bee
- Strip 742 [09/24/2008] - Rainbows
- Strip 741 [09/23/2008] - Floor Candy
- Strip 740 [09/22/2008] - If Only
- Strip 739 [09/19/2008] - Guest Comic - Justin Pierce
- Strip 738 [09/18/2008] - Guest Comic - Ryan North
- Strip 737 [09/17/2008] - Guest Comic - Chris Yates
- Strip 736 [09/16/2008] - Guest Comic - David Malki !
- Strip 735 [09/15/2008] - Guest Comic - Eli Parker
- Strip 734 [09/12/2008] - Tater Tots
- Strip 733 [09/11/2008] - Backstage Passes
- Strip 732 [09/10/2008] - As You Think It
- Strip 731 [09/09/2008] - Much Ado About Thinking
- Strip 730 [09/08/2008] - Trolls
- Strip 729 [09/05/2008] - Two Parties Bad, Four Parties Good
- Strip 728 [09/04/2008] - The Two-Party System
- Strip 727 [09/03/2008] - Election
- Strip 726 [09/02/2008] - Dust Bunnies
- Strip 725 [08/27/2008] - Zombie Lobotomy
- Strip 724 [08/26/2008] - Topsy the Elephant
- Strip 723 [08/25/2008] - Sticker Bumpin'
- Strip 722 [08/22/2008] - Potty Mouth
- Strip 721 [08/21/2008] - The Goggles, They Do Everything
- Strip 720 [08/20/2008] - The Olympian
- Strip 719 [08/19/2008] - Robot & Fish 2k8
- Strip 718 [08/18/2008] - The Adventures of Robot &
- Strip 717 [08/15/2008] - The Adventures of Robot & Fish
- Strip 716 [08/14/2008] - Don't jump in there, it's a secret world!
- Strip 715 [08/13/2008] - Dirty Doppelgänger
- Strip 714 [08/12/2008] - Party On
- Strip 713 [08/11/2008] - Beardforce Blasters!
- Strip 712 [08/08/2008] - Party Foul
- Strip 711 [08/07/2008] - Skeletoid
- Strip 710 [08/06/2008] - Arch Enemy
- Strip 709 [08/05/2008] - Bedtime Stories
- Strip 708 [08/01/2008] - Sharks? Weak.
- Strip 707 [07/31/2008] - Where Are They Now: Palsy Dolphin
- Strip 706 [07/30/2008] - Frogs.com
- Strip 705 [07/28/2008] - Dirty Boogers
- Strip 704 [07/25/2008] - WASH ME
- Strip 703 [07/24/2008] - Blog Consequences, or Blogsequences
- Strip 702 [07/23/2008] - Hooliganery
- Strip 701 [07/22/2008] - Graffiti: A How-To
- Strip 700 [07/21/2008] - Math Schmath
- Strip 699 [07/18/2008] - Constructive Criticism
- Strip 698 [07/17/2008] - Animal Lookalikes
- Strip 697 [07/16/2008] - Shakespeare's New Play
- Strip 696 [07/15/2008] - Skeleton Shakespeare, Play-re-wright
- Strip 695 [07/14/2008] - ACTING!
- Strip 694 [07/11/2008] - Stop Making Sense
- Strip 693 [07/10/2008] - Favorite Words
- Strip 692 [07/08/2008] - The Eight Year Itch
- Strip 691 [07/07/2008] - That Thing Where You See a Word Too Many Times
- Strip 690 [07/04/2008] - Independence Day '08
- Strip 689 [07/03/2008] - Foiled Again!
- Strip 688 [07/02/2008] - Regular Checkups
- Strip 687 [07/01/2008] - 10 Things You Never Knew About Abraham Lincoln
- Strip 686 [06/30/2008] - The Book of Mystical Tomes
- Strip 685 [06/27/2008] - Van Buren on the Case
- Strip 684 [06/26/2008] - Lincoln & the Other Douglass
- Strip 683 [06/25/2008] - Southpaw
- Strip 682 [06/23/2008] - ...Ladies
- Strip 681 [06/20/2008] - A Goblin Anatomy Lesson
- Strip 680 [06/19/2008] - The Fart Parlor
- Strip 679 [06/18/2008] - Kiss Wrinkles
- Strip 678 [06/17/2008] - Live at the Apollo
- Strip 677 [06/16/2008] - Style Biting
- Strip 676 [06/13/2008] - Soft Serve
- Strip 675 [06/11/2008] - Performance Review
- Strip 674 [06/10/2008] - Go, Sleep Racer!
- Strip 673 [06/09/2008] - Righteous Wrath of the Faithful
- Strip 672 [06/06/2008] - At-Home Laptop Repair
- Strip 671 [06/04/2008] - Text Emoticons: The Next Generation
- Strip 670 [06/02/2008] - Identification
- Strip 669 [05/30/2008] - Numbers' Dad
- Strip 668 [05/29/2008] - Slack-Jawed Lincoln
- Strip 667 [05/28/2008] - Mewsevelt's Birthday
- Strip 666 [05/27/2008] - The Number of the Shark
- Strip 665 [05/23/2008] - Lincoln Rides Again
- Strip 664 [05/22/2008] - My Computer Is in the Shop
- Strip 663 [05/20/2008] - Sexploitation
- Strip 662 [05/19/2008] - Come Dancing, It's Only Natural
- Strip 661 [05/16/2008] - Abe's School of Fanfickery
- Strip 660 [05/14/2008] - The Pink Bismuth Blues
- Strip 659 [05/13/2008] - Mr. Blonde
- Strip 658 [05/12/2008] - The Superman Adventures
- Strip 657 [05/09/2008] - Snow Sculptures
- Strip 656 [05/08/2008] - You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Comic's About You
- Strip 655 [05/07/2008] - Bangkok
- Strip 654 [05/05/2008] - The Baldwins
- Strip 653 [05/02/2008] - Prayin' in Vain
- Strip 652 [05/01/2008] - Perfectly Legal
- Strip 651 [04/30/2008] - Abe's New Look
- Strip 650 [04/28/2008] - Extreme Mediocrity
- Strip 649 [04/25/2008] - The Haunted Website
- Strip 648 [04/24/2008] - Vikings
- Strip 647 [04/23/2008] - Avast!
- Strip 646 [04/22/2008] - Original Pop Song
- Strip 645 [04/21/2008] - Viewer Discretion Is Advised
- Strip 644 [04/18/2008] - Booger Patrol
- Strip 643 [04/16/2008] - Sweet Revenge
- Strip 642 [04/15/2008] - De Oratore
- Strip 641 [04/14/2008] - Mother Knows Best
- Strip 640 [04/11/2008] - Wordsmith
- Strip 639 [04/10/2008] - Pro-Health
- Strip 638 [04/09/2008] - Girls Gone Wired
- Strip 637 [04/08/2008] - Fido the Dog
- Strip 636 [04/07/2008] - I'm a Sole Man
- Strip 635 [04/04/2008] - G-Rated
- Strip 634 [04/03/2008] - Road Empathy
- Strip 633 [04/02/2008] - Deep Conversation
- Strip 632 [04/01/2008] - Man-Makeover
- Strip 631 [03/31/2008] - Pony! Poni! Poné!
- Strip 630 [03/28/2008] - Spooky the Sports Star
- Strip 629 [03/27/2008] - Scrapple, The Game with Words™
- Strip 628 [03/26/2008] - Misunderutilized Words
- Strip 627 [03/25/2008] - Abe's in Soyland
- Strip 626 [03/24/2008] - The PLOT Strikes Back
- Strip 625 [03/21/2008] - Can't Think of a Knotts Pun
- Strip 624 [03/20/2008] - Neither a Borrower Nor a Lender Be
- Strip 623 [03/19/2008] - Cripz-Zoology
- Strip 622 [03/18/2008] - Systems of Measurement
- Strip 621 [03/17/2008] - St. Patrick's Day '08
- Strip 620 [03/14/2008] - The Art of War
- Strip 619 [03/10/2008] - Frigyes Karinthy
- Strip 618 [03/07/2008] - And a Movie
- Strip 617 [03/06/2008] - The First Date
- Strip 616 [03/04/2008] - Anti-Newtonian Fluids
- Strip 615 [03/03/2008] - The Moods of Mewsevelt
- Strip 614 [02/29/2008] - The Geometry of Love
- Strip 613 [02/27/2008] - Hallucination Goes Boink
- Strip 612 [02/26/2008] - The Queen's Small Friend
- Strip 611 [02/25/2008] - Diaper Goblin
- Strip 610 [02/22/2008] - Racism!
- Strip 609 [02/21/2008] - A Token of Friendship
- Strip 608 [02/20/2008] - Pythagoras
- Strip 607 [02/19/2008] - The JLA Took My Baby Away
- Strip 606 [02/18/2008] - Presidents Day '08
- Strip 605 [02/14/2008] - Valentine's Day '08
- Strip 604 [02/13/2008] - Happy Birthday Abe & Darwin!
- Strip 603 [02/11/2008] - Chaos Mustache
- Strip 602 [02/08/2008] - Sick Day
- Strip 601 [02/07/2008] - The Boy Who Cried Spam
- Strip 600 [02/05/2008] - Ammunition
- Strip 599 [02/01/2008] - Hogging the Ground
- Strip 598 [01/31/2008] - Airplanes vs. The Internet
- Strip 597 [01/30/2008] - She Sells Shoe Size by the Sea Shore
- Strip 596 [01/29/2008] - Oliver Twist Ending
- Strip 595 [01/28/2008] - The Comeback Kid
- Strip 594 [01/25/2008] - Newton's Third Law
- Strip 593 [01/24/2008] - Paddle-pated
- Strip 592 [01/22/2008] - Temptation
- Strip 591 [01/21/2008] - Introductory Awful
- Strip 590 [01/18/2008] - Imperfections
- Strip 589 [01/17/2008] - A Pretty Decent Proposal
- Strip 588 [01/16/2008] - Wednesdays
- Strip 587 [01/15/2008] - No Talent for Puns
- Strip 586 [01/14/2008] - Universal Intent
- Strip 585 [01/11/2008] - Vice Cop Squad
- Strip 584 [01/08/2008] - Linux on Wii
- Strip 583 [01/07/2008] - A Little Help from my Friends
- Strip 582 [01/04/2008] - Bat-Rights
- Strip 581 [01/03/2008] - Commented Out
- Strip 580 [01/02/2008] - Ardor in the Court
- Strip 579 [01/01/2008] - You Say You Got a Resolution
2007
- Strip 578 [12/25/2007] - The Gift of Science
- Strip 577 [12/24/2007] - The Case of Jocks v. Nerds
- Strip 576 [12/21/2007] - First Contact
- Strip 575 [12/19/2007] - Phone-a-phobic
- Strip 574 [12/18/2007] - Worst Case Scenario
- Strip 573 [12/17/2007] - Teatime
- Strip 572 [12/14/2007] - Environmental Activism
- Strip 571 [12/13/2007] - Spooky the Skeleton 2.0
- Strip 570 [12/12/2007] - Hammy Acting
- Strip 569 [12/11/2007] - A Baby Ham
- Strip 568 [12/10/2007] - Seasonal Employment
- Strip 567 [12/07/2007] - Sleep Deprivation
- Strip 566 [12/04/2007] - A Question of Science
- Strip 565 [12/03/2007] - Christmas Shopping
- Strip 564 [11/30/2007] - In Which a Deceased President Shaves his Head
- Strip 563 [11/29/2007] - Showering
- Strip 562 [11/27/2007] - The Problem with the Internet
- Strip 561 [11/26/2007] - It's Gobble Time!
- Strip 560 [11/21/2007] - Digits
- Strip 559 [11/20/2007] - This Proposal Isn't Especially Decent
- Strip 558 [11/19/2007] - The Joy of Legs
- Strip 557 [11/16/2007] - Yo-Yo Momma
- Strip 556 [11/15/2007] - Vampirical Knowledge
- Strip 555 [11/14/2007] - Someone Can Talk to a Horse, of Course
- Strip 554 [11/13/2007] - Writin' Lincoln
- Strip 553 [11/12/2007] - Mexican Restaurant
- Strip 552 [11/09/2007] - Budging
- Strip 551 [11/08/2007] - Nanotyrannus
- Strip 550 [11/07/2007] - The Hunger
- Strip 549 [11/05/2007] - Love Poetry
- Strip 548 [11/02/2007] - Fight Back!
- Strip 547 [11/01/2007] - Twinners
- Strip 546 [10/31/2007] - Halloween 2007
- Strip 545 [10/29/2007] - Mature Adults
- Strip 544 [10/26/2007] - Ambitions
- Strip 543 [10/25/2007] - The Wager
- Strip 542 [10/24/2007] - The Grilled Cheese Bias
- Strip 541 [10/23/2007] - Girding it up
- Strip 540 [10/22/2007] - Cartoon Physics
- Strip 539 [10/19/2007] - POLITICAL CARTOON
- Strip 538 [10/18/2007] - Being Nice
- Strip 537 [10/17/2007] - Pot Luck
- Strip 536 [10/16/2007] - Broc it to me
- Strip 535 [10/15/2007] - Treeface
- Strip 534 [10/12/2007] - Loving Lovers in Love
- Strip 533 [10/11/2007] - Walls
- Strip 532 [10/09/2007] - Gesticulation
- Strip 531 [10/08/2007] - Memory Aids
- Strip 530 [10/05/2007] - Discussion of the Gods
- Strip 529 [10/04/2007] - Knock Knock
- Strip 528 [10/03/2007] - Unreliabilty in Narration
- Strip 527 [10/02/2007] - New Inventions
- Strip 526 [10/01/2007] - All the Latest Gossip
- Strip 525 [09/27/2007] - Turnabout Is Fair Play
- Strip 524 [09/25/2007] - Here's to you, Mrs. Washington
- Strip 523 [09/24/2007] - Young Martha Washington
- Strip 522 [09/21/2007] - Lincoln's New Job
- Strip 521 [09/20/2007] - No Woman = No Cry
- Strip 520 [09/19/2007] - Lincoln's Middle Name
- Strip 519 [09/18/2007] - Vampire Fight!
- Strip 518 [09/17/2007] - Enter the Vampire
- Strip 517 [09/14/2007] - Mr. Talks A Bunch
- Strip 516 [09/13/2007] - Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
- Strip 515 [09/12/2007] - Vampire Dickens
- Strip 514 [09/11/2007] - 3-Way Calling
- Strip 513 [09/10/2007] - Sound Defects
- Strip 512 [09/07/2007] - Flags of our Forefathers
- Strip 511 [09/05/2007] - This Is Where the Party Ends
- Strip 510 [09/04/2007] - Imagination
- Strip 509 [08/31/2007] - Jibes & Jabs
- Strip 508 [08/30/2007] - Flowchart =====> Comics
- Strip 507 [08/29/2007] - Not Actually Matlock
- Strip 506 [08/28/2007] - Relations
- Strip 505 [08/27/2007] - Bioshock
- Strip 504 [08/23/2007] - Snapping Turtles
- Strip 503 [08/22/2007] - Re-Re-Repeated Insanity
- Strip 502 [08/21/2007] - Re-Repeated Insanity
- Strip 501 [08/20/2007] - Repeated Insanity
- Strip 500 [08/17/2007] - Log Cabin Politics
- Strip 499 [08/16/2007] - The Kids Are All Correct
- Strip 498 [08/15/2007] - Turning the Other Cheek
- Strip 497 [08/14/2007] - HitlerTV
- Strip 496 [08/13/2007] - Der Panzerbox
- Strip 495 [08/10/2007] - Abe's New Television
- Strip 494 [08/09/2007] - Font Love
- Strip 493 [08/08/2007] - Morning People
- Strip 492 [08/07/2007] - IM IN UR MEME
- Strip 491 [08/03/2007] - Distinguishing Characteristics
- Strip 490 [08/02/2007] - Capital Education
- Strip 489 [08/01/2007] - The Waiting Game
- Strip 488 [07/31/2007] - My Achy Breaky Tooth
- Strip 487 [07/30/2007] - Truth in Flavoring
- Strip 486 [07/27/2007] - The Birds
- Strip 485 [07/26/2007] - Pidgin
- Strip 484 [07/23/2007] - Sounds Like a Plan
- Strip 483 [07/20/2007] - These Lonely Atoms
- Strip 482 [07/19/2007] - Weapon P
- Strip 481 [07/17/2007] - Dr. President to the Rescue!
- Strip 480 [07/16/2007] - Self-Help Literature
- Strip 479 [07/13/2007] - Blog Ownership
- Strip 478 [07/12/2007] - Physics and Physicality
- Strip 477 [07/10/2007] - More Youtube Comments
- Strip 476 [07/09/2007] - Youtube Comments
- Strip 475 [07/06/2007] - Mental Hygiene
- Strip 474 [07/05/2007] - Down at the Bucket Store
- Strip 473 [07/04/2007] - The Declaration of Independence
- Strip 472 [07/03/2007] - The Opposite of Rational
- Strip 471 [07/02/2007] - Bacon Over Easy
- Strip 470 [06/29/2007] - More Comics About George's Fear of Plants
- Strip 469 [06/27/2007] - Delicious Ambilavence
- Strip 468 [06/26/2007] - Transformative Ambivalence
- Strip 467 [06/25/2007] - Thing and Things
- Strip 466 [06/22/2007] - Botanophilia
- Strip 465 [06/21/2007] - Grassroots Efforts
- Strip 464 [06/20/2007] - Cattle Taxonomy
- Strip 463 [06/19/2007] - Dramatis Personae
- Strip 462 [06/18/2007] - Regrettable Lifestyle Choices
- Strip 461 [06/15/2007] - Punishable Offenses
- Strip 460 [06/14/2007] - Much Ado About Birthdays
- Strip 459 [06/13/2007] - Bon Anniversaire
- Strip 458 [06/12/2007] - Queen Day
- Strip 457 [06/11/2007] - Discerning Taste
- Strip 456 [06/08/2007] - Of or Like Iron
- Strip 455 [06/07/2007] - It's Burger Time, Baby
- Strip 454 [06/06/2007] - Deaf Fury
- Strip 453 [06/05/2007] - The Elephant Debate
- Strip 452 [06/04/2007] - A Stretch of the Imagination
- Strip 451 [06/01/2007] - The Ganja Weed Reggae Music
- Strip 450 [05/30/2007] - The Wonders of Modern Medicine
- Strip 449 [05/29/2007] - A Consumerist Nightmare
- Strip 448 [05/28/2007] - Free Cupcakes
- Strip 447 [05/25/2007] - How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Strip 446 [05/24/2007] - The Confident Man
- Strip 445 [05/23/2007] - Mr. Playwright
- Strip 444 [05/22/2007] - Serene Conversations
- Strip 443 [05/21/2007] - Orthography
- Strip 442 [05/18/2007] - The No Context Blues
- Strip 441 [05/17/2007] - A Question of Grooming
- Strip 440 [05/16/2007] - Bus Encounters of the Third Kind
- Strip 439 [05/15/2007] - The Opposite of Missiles
- Strip 438 [05/14/2007] - Flirting!
- Strip 437 [05/10/2007] - If a Body Meet a Body
- Strip 436 [05/09/2007] - An Upstanding Citizen
- Strip 435 [05/08/2007] - Body Issues
- Strip 434 [05/07/2007] - Recognition
- Strip 433 [05/04/2007] - What Are Friends For
- Strip 432 [05/03/2007] - Leaving Impressive Impressions
- Strip 431 [05/01/2007] - Interpersonal Relationships
- Strip 430 [04/30/2007] - Entertainment
- Strip 429 [04/27/2007] - Taking Umbrage
- Strip 428 [04/26/2007] - Rationalization
- Strip 427 [04/24/2007] - Talkin' at the Bus Stop
- Strip 426 [04/23/2007] - Imbibition
- Strip 425 [04/20/2007] - Spooky the Skeleton
- Strip 424 [04/19/2007] - Plicka what? Plicka please
- Strip 423 [04/17/2007] - Conspicuous Consumption
- Strip 422 [04/16/2007] - On the Nature of Dogs
- Strip 421 [04/13/2007] - Ruminatin'
- Strip 420 [04/11/2007] - Fin.
- Strip 419 [04/10/2007] - CLIFF HANGER !!
- Strip 418 [04/09/2007] - Abe Aid
- Strip 417 [04/06/2007] - After
- Strip 416 [04/05/2007] - Pets Do the Darndest Things
- Strip 415 [04/03/2007] - The Annotated Idiot
- Strip 414 [04/02/2007] - A Change of 'Art
- Strip 413 [03/30/2007] - American Graffiti
- Strip 412 [03/29/2007] - THE END
- Strip 411 [03/28/2007] - On the Run
- Strip 410 [03/27/2007] - Shackleton
- Strip 409 [03/23/2007] - The Unicorn/Pony Dilemma
- Strip 408 [03/22/2007] - Snake vs. President
- Strip 407 [03/21/2007] - Constituent Components
- Strip 406 [03/20/2007] - Four Square
- Strip 405 [03/19/2007] - Tesla's Revenge
- Strip 404 [03/16/2007] - The Electric Duel
- Strip 403 [03/15/2007] - Old Friends
- Strip 402 [03/14/2007] - Enter the Tesla
- Strip 401 [03/12/2007] - AbeSpace
- Strip 400 [03/09/2007] - Shotgun!
- Strip 399 [03/08/2007] - Can ya dig?
- Strip 398 [03/06/2007] - Secretariat
- Strip 397 [03/05/2007] - Hoarse from Yelling
- Strip 396 [03/02/2007] - The Staff of Life
- Strip 395 [02/28/2007] - The Creative Process
- Strip 394 [02/27/2007] - Affairs of the Heart
- Strip 393 [02/26/2007] - Service with a Smile (etc.)
- Strip 392 [02/23/2007] - The Road to Peace
- Strip 391 [02/21/2007] - Insidious Stratagems
- Strip 390 [02/20/2007] - Lincoln's Navigator
- Strip 389 [02/19/2007] - Presidents Day (No Apostrophe I Guess)
- Strip 388 [02/16/2007] - Realpolitik
- Strip 387 [02/13/2007] - The Day After Yesterday
- Strip 386 [02/12/2007] - Important Staple Needs
- Strip 385 [02/09/2007] - A Lunar Eclipse
- Strip 384 [02/08/2007] - New Shoes
- Strip 383 [02/07/2007] - BigFootNotes*
- Strip 382 [02/02/2007] - Ripped from the Headlines
- Strip 381 [02/01/2007] - Thursdays on Fox
- Strip 380 [01/30/2007] - Mighty Neighborly
- Strip 379 [01/29/2007] - Quakin' Oats
- Strip 378 [01/25/2007] - Philosophizin'
- Strip 377 [01/24/2007] - The Truth About Coriolis
- Strip 376 [01/22/2007] - The Joy of Stogies
- Strip 375 [01/19/2007] - Batteries Not Included
- Strip 374 [01/18/2007] - This is LITERALLY the Title of this Comic
- Strip 373 [01/16/2007] - A.K.A. Dr. Love
- Strip 372 [01/15/2007] - Robo-Raptors
- Strip 371 [01/12/2007] - The Fabled Jewel of Hu Ga'bu Gah
- Strip 370 [01/11/2007] - Winter Wonderland
- Strip 369 [01/09/2007] - Mad History, Yo
- Strip 368 [01/08/2007] - The Dangers of Surfing Without a (Cyber) Helmet
- Strip 367 [01/04/2007] - Abe Lincoln vs. The Tyger
- Strip 366 [01/03/2007] - Rain, Rain, Go Away
2006
- Strip 365 [12/29/2006] - Dudes whose birthday is New Years
- Strip 364 [12/28/2006] - Educational Goals
- Strip 363 [12/26/2006] - The Gifts of Christmas
- Strip 362 [12/22/2006] - The Nutcracker is Not a Friend to Dudes
- Strip 361 [12/21/2006] - Late Night Awakenings
- Strip 360 [12/20/2006] - Buttyard Nippling
- Strip 359 [12/19/2006] - True facts about toothpaste
- Strip 358 [12/18/2006] - New Kinds of Sporting
- Strip 357 [12/13/2006] - Lojban
- Strip 356 [12/12/2006] - Ichthys
- Strip 355 [12/11/2006] - Brains Are Gross
- Strip 354 [12/08/2006] - Naming Conventions
- Strip 353 [12/07/2006] - Great Ideas
- Strip 352 [12/06/2006] - A Question of Huggability
- Strip 351 [12/05/2006] - The Reunion
- Strip 350 [12/04/2006] - Handbook for the Recently Diseased
- Strip 349 [11/30/2006] - The New Sensation Sweeping the Nation
- Strip 348 [11/29/2006] - What an Ice Hole
- Strip 347 [11/28/2006] - Doodly Squat
- Strip 346 [11/27/2006] - This Comic Is Probably Really Insensitive
- Strip 345 [11/24/2006] - I Wish to File a Complaint
- Strip 344 [11/23/2006] - A Run-in With the Law
- Strip 343 [11/22/2006] - The Case of the Basement Burglar
- Strip 342 [11/21/2006] - An Identity Mistook!
- Strip 341 [11/20/2006] - Enlightening Photographs
- Strip 340 [11/17/2006] - Anticipation Blues
- Strip 339 [11/16/2006] - Dad, the Matchmaker
- Strip 338 [11/15/2006] - Hearing Voices
- Strip 337 [11/14/2006] - Futile Prayers
- Strip 336 [11/13/2006] - Pardon My Art
- Strip 335 [11/10/2006] - The Candirú
- Strip 334 [11/09/2006] - Jive Crocodile
- Strip 333 [11/08/2006] - Sickening Descriptions
- Strip 332 [11/07/2006] - Sucks to Your Auntie
- Strip 331 [11/06/2006] - The Cave of Sleep
- Strip 330 [11/03/2006] - Poor Yorick
- Strip 329 [11/02/2006] - Skeleton Shakespeare
- Strip 328 [11/01/2006] - Literary Debates
- Strip 327 [10/31/2006] - Abe vs. the Elderly
- Strip 326 [10/30/2006] - Pickle Industry
- Strip 325 [10/27/2006] - The President's New Beard
- Strip 324 [10/26/2006] - Just So Stories by Abraham Lincoln
- Strip 323 [10/25/2006] - A Question of Crocodilian Diet
- Strip 322 [10/23/2006] - Grapefruits!
- Strip 321 [10/20/2006] - Jean-Paul Sartre is not a character in this comic
- Strip 320 [10/19/2006] - Clouded Thoughts
- Strip 319 [10/17/2006] - Compare and Contrast
- Strip 318 [10/16/2006] - Absurdist Humor Revisited
- Strip 317 [10/13/2006] - The Exciting World of Tax Reform
- Strip 316 [10/12/2006] - Controversy Comics
- Strip 315 [10/11/2006] - The Longest Line
- Strip 314 [10/10/2006] - The Future of Eating
- Strip 313 [10/09/2006] - Today on the Historical Channel
- Strip 312 [10/06/2006] - Newtonian Visits
- Strip 311 [10/05/2006] - Where's the Yarbles
- Strip 310 [10/04/2006] - Tough Tuna
- Strip 309 [10/03/2006] - The Most Dangerous Game
- Strip 308 [10/02/2006] - History is Written by Douches
- Strip 307 [09/29/2006] - Abe Lincoln, Evolution Expert
- Strip 306 [09/28/2006] - In Which George Washington Proves Sarcastic
- Strip 305 [09/27/2006] - Instant Runoff Voting
- Strip 304 [09/26/2006] - Cool Subjects
- Strip 303 [09/25/2006] - "TOPICAL HUMOR"
- Strip 302 [09/22/2006] - Painful Memories
- Strip 301 [09/20/2006] - The Science of Scariest Monsters
- Strip 300 [09/19/2006] - Dubious Historicity
- Strip 299 [09/18/2006] - Beards of Black
- Strip 298 [09/16/2006] - Comics by Sonya
- Strip 297 [09/14/2006] - Comics You Could Write In Your Sleep
- Strip 296 [09/13/2006] - Wuv... Twue wuv
- Strip 295 [09/12/2006] - Excersize makes you less fat or so I have heard
- Strip 294 [09/11/2006] - What is Art? Baby Don't Hurt Me
- Strip 293 [09/08/2006] - Abe Lincoln and the Whalers
- Strip 292 [09/07/2006] - Secrets
- Strip 291 [09/06/2006] - Ancestral Accomplishments
- Strip 290 [09/05/2006] - Another Comic About Spam
- Strip 289 [09/04/2006] - A Streak of Lavender
- Strip 288 [08/31/2006] - Punk Rock Education
- Strip 287 [08/30/2006] - Creepy Frankesteins
- Strip 286 [08/29/2006] - Alert the Department of Homeland Security
- Strip 285 [08/28/2006] - Getting Things Done
- Strip 284 [08/25/2006] - Thinkin' Lincoln Personals - W.H.T.
- Strip 283 [08/24/2006] - Thinkin' Lincoln Personals - E.A.P.
- Strip 282 [08/23/2006] - Thinkin' Lincoln Personals - E.W.
- Strip 281 [08/22/2006] - Thinkin' Lincoln Personals - G.W.
- Strip 280 [08/21/2006] - Thinkin' Lincoln Personals - A. L.
- Strip 279 [08/18/2006] - Disruptive Innovation
- Strip 278 [08/17/2006] - H8
- Strip 277 [08/16/2006] - Double You Double You Two
- Strip 276 [08/15/2006] - Traveling SUCKS
- Strip 275 [08/11/2006] - Consequences?????
- Strip 274 [08/10/2006] - You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
- Strip 273 [08/09/2006] - The Reveal!
- Strip 272 [08/08/2006] - A Case of Mistaken Identity
- Strip 271 [08/07/2006] - The Hunt for the Pie-Hater
- Strip 270 [08/04/2006] - A serious offense
- Strip 269 [08/03/2006] - Pleasing the People
- Strip 268 [08/02/2006] - Tech Support
- Strip 267 [08/01/2006] - Miscommunication
- Strip 266 [07/31/2006] - Relative Intelligence Across the Ages
- Strip 265 [07/28/2006] - Space Trips
- Strip 264 [07/27/2006] - The Rock and Roll Music
- Strip 263 [07/26/2006] - The Rules of the Road
- Strip 262 [07/25/2006] - A Symbol for Our Times
- Strip 261 [07/24/2006] - The Best Fruit
- Strip 260 [07/21/2006] - Opinions
- Strip 259 [07/20/2006] - Craw Crammin'
- Strip 258 [07/19/2006] - Motorin
- Strip 257 [07/18/2006] - Unexplained Phenomena
- Strip 256 [07/17/2006] - Foolishness
- Strip 255 [07/14/2006] - On the Reality of Coolness
- Strip 254 [07/13/2006] - States' Rights
- Strip 253 [07/12/2006] - Ultimate Beard Challenge
- Strip 252 [07/11/2006] - One Year
- Strip 251 [07/10/2006] - To Coin or Not to Coin
- Strip 250 [07/07/2006] - Comedy is Just a Theory
- Strip 249 [07/06/2006] - The Law of Nature
- Strip 248 [07/04/2006] - Independence Day 06
- Strip 247 [07/03/2006] - Nietzsche is hard to spell, FYI
- Strip 246 [06/30/2006] - Sum-sum-sum-sum-some of the time?
- Strip 245 [06/29/2006] - Stark Raven
- Strip 244 [06/28/2006] - Lemonade
- Strip 243 [06/27/2006] - WAR doot doot HUH
- Strip 242 [06/26/2006] - LASER DISEASE
- Strip 241 [06/22/2006] - Famous Relatives
- Strip 240 [06/21/2006] - The Nomadic Life
- Strip 239 [06/20/2006] - Olfactory Offenses
- Strip 238 [06/19/2006] - Father's Day 06
- Strip 237 [06/16/2006] - Strange Growths
- Strip 236 [06/15/2006] - No Way José
- Strip 235 [06/14/2006] - Grudges
- Strip 234 [06/13/2006] - I Play Two Games in the Morning
- Strip 233 [06/12/2006] - Randolph
- Strip 232 [06/09/2006] - OBEY
- Strip 231 [06/08/2006] - Make Money Fast $$$
- Strip 230 [06/07/2006] - Real Wizards
- Strip 229 [06/06/2006] - Eskimo Roleplaying
- Strip 228 [06/05/2006] - The People Like a President With Skills
- Strip 227 [06/02/2006] - Nasty, Brutish, and Short
- Strip 226 [06/01/2006] - Grounded Hog
- Strip 225 [05/31/2006] - On the Moon Again
- Strip 224 [05/30/2006] - Memorial Day Was Yesterday
- Strip 223 [05/26/2006] - Dave Beeth Oven
- Strip 222 [05/25/2006] - Domo Arigato
- Strip 221 [05/24/2006] - No Chubs
- Strip 220 [05/23/2006] - Fashionable Trends
- Strip 219 [05/22/2006] - The Forbidden Door
- Strip 218 [05/19/2006] - Lawnmower, Man
- Strip 217 [05/18/2006] - Eating Prowess
- Strip 216 [05/17/2006] - Baby Gays
- Strip 215 [05/16/2006] - Faces and Feces Are Only One Letter Apart
- Strip 214 [05/15/2006] - Utilitarianism
- Strip 213 [05/12/2006] - Lincoln is on the Smart Patrol
- Strip 212 [05/11/2006] - The Leather Year
- Strip 211 [05/10/2006] - VIDEO GAMES
- Strip 210 [05/09/2006] - Food Is My Favorite Thing To Eat
- Strip 209 [05/08/2006] - Sleep Talking
- Strip 208 [05/05/2006] - Fear Factor
- Strip 207 [05/04/2006] - Botanophobia
- Strip 206 [05/03/2006] - The Republic of Lovely Ladies
- Strip 205 [05/02/2006] - The Republic of Neologisms
- Strip 204 [05/01/2006] - Secret Identities
- Strip 203 [04/28/2006] - Bugs of Unusual Size
- Strip 202 [04/27/2006] - Mercantilist Empires
- Strip 201 [04/26/2006] - A Tubby Fellow
- Strip 200 [04/25/2006] - Voyeurism
- Strip 199 [04/24/2006] - "DEADLINES"
- Strip 198 [04/20/2006] - Daily Lincoln Comics
- Strip 197 [04/19/2006] - Moving Target
- Strip 196 [04/18/2006] - Slash/Fiction
- Strip 195 [04/17/2006] - Washington/Lincoln
- Strip 194 [04/14/2006] - Castle Lincula
- Strip 193 [04/13/2006] - Cyberfight!
- Strip 192 [04/12/2006] - Osmosis
- Strip 191 [04/11/2006] - Slide Whistlin'
- Strip 190 [04/10/2006] - Etymology vs. Entomology
- Strip 189 [04/07/2006] - Academia
- Strip 188 [04/06/2006] - breads with the coolest face
- Strip 187 [04/04/2006] - Practical for Bees
- Strip 186 [04/03/2006] - Hat Race
- Strip 185 [03/31/2006] - Uncomfortable Comparisons
- Strip 184 [03/30/2006] - Emperor Norton
- Strip 183 [03/29/2006] - Work, Work, Work!
- Strip 182 [03/28/2006] - How to Draw Mewsevelt
- Strip 181 [03/27/2006] - A Woman President
- Strip 180 [03/24/2006] - Canada's Terrible Secret
- Strip 179 [03/23/2006] - Hamlin Fills In
- Strip 178 [03/22/2006] - Civil War is Not a Game
- Strip 177 [03/21/2006] - I Have a Dream
- Strip 176 [03/20/2006] - Springtime for Lincoln
- Strip 175 [03/17/2006] - St. Patrick's Day '06
- Strip 174 [03/16/2006] - Everyone likes sandwiches
- Strip 173 [03/15/2006] - MY WORD IS LAW.
- Strip 172 [03/10/2006] - Do You Like Penicillin on your Pizza, Dude?
- Strip 171 [03/09/2006] - Non Sequiturs
- Strip 170 [03/08/2006] - You don't say.
- Strip 169 [03/07/2006] - The Sweet Taste of Vengeance
- Strip 168 [03/06/2006] - Innocence
- Strip 167 [03/03/2006] - Wave of the Future
- Strip 166 [03/02/2006] - Facerobics
- Strip 165 [03/01/2006] - Now I'm Just Using Moving as an Excuse
- Strip 164 [02/27/2006] - Funny Hats?
- Strip 163 [02/24/2006] - Jose De San Martin's Birthday 2006
- Strip 162 [02/23/2006] - That Ravening Maw
- Strip 161 [02/22/2006] - Washington's Birthday '06
- Strip 160 [02/21/2006] - Blankin' Lincoln
- Strip 159 [02/20/2006] - President's Day '06
- Strip 158 [02/17/2006] - Genesis 17
- Strip 157 [02/16/2006] - The Joy of Moving
- Strip 156 [02/15/2006] - May I Have a Hall Pass?
- Strip 155 [02/14/2006] - Valentine's Day '06
- Strip 154 [02/13/2006] - Lincoln's Birthday ('06)
- Strip 153 [02/10/2006] - The Lincoln Kids
- Strip 152 [02/09/2006] - Robert more like Blah-bert
- Strip 151 [02/08/2006] - Sad, Sad, Sad, Sad, Why Must He Be Sad
- Strip 150 [02/07/2006] - Lincoln is Sad Like Everyone Else
- Strip 149 [02/06/2006] - A True German
- Strip 148 [02/03/2006] - How Very Freudian
- Strip 147 [02/02/2006] - Groundhog Day 2006
- Strip 146 [02/01/2006] - All the Hippest Trends
- Strip 145 [01/31/2006] - I'm Sorry, Van Buren
- Strip 144 [01/30/2006] - Martin Van Boring
- Strip 143 [01/27/2006] - PUNK RAWK!!
- Strip 142 [01/25/2006] - Woo No-Pants Party
- Strip 141 [01/23/2006] - Holy Crap It's Hand-Drawn!
- Strip 140 [01/20/2006] - Totally Quackers
- Strip 139 [01/19/2006] - Quacks!
- Strip 138 [01/18/2006] - An Apple a Day
- Strip 137 [01/17/2006] - The Best Sentence Ever
- Strip 136 [01/16/2006] - Tougher than Popeye
- Strip 135 [01/13/2006] - The 12th President
- Strip 134 [01/12/2006] - From the Mailbag
- Strip 133 [01/11/2006] - Beardtron Meeting Minutes
- Strip 132 [01/10/2006] - An Experiment
- Strip 131 [01/09/2006] - That Wacky Mewsevelt
- Strip 130 [01/06/2006] - Here is Your Posterior, Sir
- Strip 129 [01/05/2006] - Lyrical Assumptions
- Strip 128 [01/04/2006] - A Meaningful Dialogue
- Strip 127 [01/03/2006] - POWERFUL BUFF MUSCLES
- Strip 126 [01/02/2006] - Text Emoticons
2005
- Strip 125 [12/30/2005] - No Comic Today
- Strip 124 [12/29/2005] - Reprographics Guest Comic
- Strip 123 [12/28/2005] - Steve Carey's Guest Comic
- Strip 122 [12/27/2005] - Wondermark Guest Strip
- Strip 121 [12/26/2005] - Unawesome Guest Comic
- Strip 120 [12/23/2005] - Lincoln Is So Insensitive
- Strip 119 [12/22/2005] - The Secret of Science
- Strip 118 [12/21/2005] - Ponies Ponies Ponies
- Strip 117 [12/20/2005] - Special Techniques
- Strip 116 [12/19/2005] - Interrogation
- Strip 115 [12/16/2005] - Lincoln and the Hendersons
- Strip 114 [12/15/2005] - Wiggin' Out
- Strip 113 [12/14/2005] - Secret Order
- Strip 112 [12/13/2005] - HOT BUTTON ISSUE
- Strip 111 [12/12/2005] - Do NOT Click that Link
- Strip 110 [12/09/2005] - George Washington's Teeth
- Strip 109 [12/08/2005] - Secretary of Explosions
- Strip 108 [12/07/2005] - What's Your Totem?
- Strip 107 [12/06/2005] - A Public Service Announcement
- Strip 106 [12/05/2005] - Caveman Rape
- Strip 105 [12/02/2005] - I'm Sorry, Ms. Jackson
- Strip 104 [12/01/2005] - Comic - 104#
- Strip 103 [11/30/2005] - My Audience!
- Strip 102 [11/29/2005] - Mattress Tags
- Strip 101 [11/28/2005] - The Wild World of Art
- Strip 100 [11/25/2005] - Psycho Killer!
- Strip 99 [11/24/2005] - Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire!
- Strip 98 [11/23/2005] - I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
- Strip 97 [11/22/2005] - I'm tense and nervous, and I can't relax
- Strip 96 [11/21/2005] - I can't seem to face up to the facts
- Strip 95 [11/18/2005] - Boogers?
- Strip 94 [11/17/2005] - Satisfaction
- Strip 93 [11/16/2005] - The Impermanence of Vows
- Strip 92 [11/15/2005] - The Pencil Holder
- Strip 91 [11/14/2005] - Business in the front, party in the back.
- Strip 90 [11/11/2005] - Hockey Hair
- Strip 89 [11/10/2005] - Chemical Reactions
- Strip 88 [11/09/2005] - Federal Aid
- Strip 87 [11/08/2005] - The Great Wall of China
- Strip 86 [11/07/2005] - Dude(tte)!
- Strip 85 [11/04/2005] - Lincoln Noir
- Strip 84 [11/03/2005] - OMGWTFBBQ
- Strip 83 [11/02/2005] - The Awesome Frontier
- Strip 82 [11/01/2005] - A Strange Smell
- Strip 81 [10/31/2005] - Happy Halloween '05!
- Strip 80 [10/28/2005] - Spawn
- Strip 79 [10/27/2005] - Hannibal Hamlin
- Strip 78 [10/26/2005] - Tru Rasta Man
- Strip 77 [10/25/2005] - The Missing Lincoln
- Strip 76 [10/24/2005] - And Other Fine Hormel Products
- Strip 75 [10/21/2005] - Closet Skeletons
- Strip 74 [10/20/2005] - COMIC MORE LIKE BLAH-MIC
- Strip 73 [10/19/2005] - The Best Nation in the World — Procrastination!
- Strip 72 [10/18/2005] - You might find these on a plane.
- Strip 71 [10/17/2005] - Lies, Damned Lies, and Hilarious Lies
- Strip 70 [10/14/2005] - Abe “Statistics Man” Lincoln
- Strip 69 [10/13/2005] - Were-humans Among Us
- Strip 68 [10/12/2005] - Color Blind
- Strip 67 [10/11/2005] - Voltron With a Beard
- Strip 66 [10/10/2005] - QUIET: TEST IN PROGRESS
- Strip 65 [10/07/2005] - Mental Meltdown
- Strip 64 [10/06/2005] - Detergent
- Strip 63 [10/05/2005] - Breakin' the belt, breakin' the belt!
- Strip 62 [10/04/2005] - Lincoln is TUFF
- Strip 61 [10/03/2005] - Friggin' Harper Collins!
- Strip 60 [09/30/2005] - Real Problems
- Strip 59 [09/29/2005] - Of Ghosts and Dreams
- Strip 58 [09/28/2005] - Pain sucks!
- Strip 57 [09/27/2005] - I wish to file a complaint
- Strip 56 [09/26/2005] - Abrahaminus Lincolnus
- Strip 55 [09/23/2005] - True Romance
- Strip 54 [09/22/2005] - Nerds!
- Strip 53 [09/21/2005] - Guest Starring [DEITY]
- Strip 52 [09/20/2005] - Suspicion... !
- Strip 51 [09/19/2005] - Beardtron!
- Strip 50 [09/16/2005] - Europeans
- Strip 49 [09/15/2005] - The Secret to Success
- Strip 48 [09/14/2005] - Politicians!
- Strip 47 [09/13/2005] - Vegetarians
- Strip 46 [09/11/2005] - Bad Mojo Elephant
- Strip 45 [09/09/2005] - I'm on to you, Jim Davis
- Strip 44 [09/08/2005] - IRRATIONAL VEHEMENCE DAMMIT
- Strip 43 [09/07/2005] - Grigori Rasputin
- Strip 42 [09/06/2005] - Bladerunner
- Strip 41 [09/05/2005] - Oversimplified American History Reenactments
- Strip 40 [09/02/2005] - Inappropriate Facial Expressions
- Strip 39 [09/01/2005] - Gettin' Groceries
- Strip 38 [08/31/2005] - The Ties that Bind
- Strip 37 [08/30/2005] - Son of Lincoln
- Strip 36 [08/29/2005] - Time Travel?
- Strip 35 [08/26/2005] - All About Pretty Lizzy
- Strip 34 [08/25/2005] - Really Sad President
- Strip 33 [08/24/2005] - The Real Lincoln
- Strip 32 [08/23/2005] - The Hat
- Strip 31 [08/22/2005] - Sdrawkcab
- Strip 30 [08/19/2005] - Compliments Make the World a Better Place
- Strip 29 [08/18/2005] - Poophemisms
- Strip 28 [08/17/2005] - Or maybe not.
- Strip 27 [08/16/2005] - Changing History!
- Strip 26 [08/15/2005] - Practical Jokes
- Strip 25 [08/12/2005] - Pocky!
- Strip 24 [08/11/2005] - Psychic Powers
- Strip 23 [08/10/2005] - Sleep Deprivation
- Strip 22 [08/09/2005] - We need to talk
- Strip 21 [08/08/2005] - Theodore Mewsevelt is Very Cute
- Strip 20 [08/05/2005] - Theodore Mewsevelt
- Strip 19 [08/04/2005] - You're So Meta And You Don't Even Know It
- Strip 18 [08/03/2005] - Not To Be Continued
- Strip 17 [08/02/2005] - Battle Royale
- Strip 16 [08/01/2005] - Specious Pluralii
- Strip 15 [07/29/2005] - This Isn't the Title
- Strip 14 [07/28/2005] - This Looks Like a Job For...
- Strip 13 [07/27/2005] - You Just Can't Trust Groundhogs
- Strip 12 [07/26/2005] - In Which the Device Does Not Function as Expected
- Strip 11 [07/25/2005] - The Device
- Strip 10 [07/22/2005] - Wise Advice
- Strip 9 [07/21/2005] - The Mirror of Renob
- Strip 8 [07/20/2005] - Par-TAY
- Strip 7 [07/19/2005] - What's that thing... the internet?
- Strip 6 [07/18/2005] - Absurdist Humor
- Strip 5 [07/15/2005] - Meet Charles Darwin
- Strip 4 [07/14/2005] - Fornication Cult
- Strip 3 [07/13/2005] - Magic Powers
- Strip 2 [07/12/2005] - Exploring Batman's Sexuality
- Strip 1 [07/11/2005] - How Ironical